snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

(Source: seizai, via thec0ffeequeen)

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

dragon-mommy:

Don’t date me I will ruin every cute moment with a Spongebob reference

weesnaw

bvrkee:

everyone’s like oh yes easter I want chocolate, i just want alcohol and maybe some affection

(Source: goongobs, via fro-lickingllamas)

  • Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
  • Child: We'll wake up the books.
  • Parent: That's right.